Sunday, June 5, 2011

The Narrow Tiki Patio Opening Day Haiku

Oh how I missed you
Your weak sangria restores
Rats in the bushes


9 comments:

  1. remember when we saw the biggest rat *ever* in the bushes?

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  2. I think it was a small ferrel child actually

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  3. I left little bits of french fries out for it.

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  4. I made it a tiny sailor hat out of a greasy napkin.

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  5. I gave it a knuckle tattoo that said HUGE RATZ and then corned it.

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  6. I should write a haiku about that.

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  7. wait till I've done this tabasco shot and I will help you.

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  8. also the word verification for that comment was "buncenct". is this an adjective that means bunndini-esque?

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  9. Let's hoist LJ up on the bar first. Steve is playing Runaround Sue.

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