Friday, September 26, 2014
An open letter to the old man stuck in room 601 of the Raddisson on John Deere Commons in Moline Illinois. Don't panic. Put on your sweatpants and eat the $14 pringles from the mini bar. Your flight has been rescheduled for tomorrow.
Tuesday, September 23, 2014
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Thursday, September 4, 2014
Tuesday, September 2, 2014
My trip to Princeton and Seattle was decidedly not lackluster.
The view at Rockridge was the same bullshit gorgeous nature scenario.
I spent an inordinate amount of time in the pool this year
And walked around the lake on a quest for the illusive "Teenage Pregnancy Island" to no avail.
Then I drove like stink for 6 hours through various rain storms and several unsavoury pee break locations.
So Dr. Stapler could fall asleep during the opening credits for the Big Lebowski.
Some meals were more low budget than others.
Some drinks were better than others.
Some sea captains were saltier than others.
Sometimes you walk around a corner with a belly full of red wine and gnocchi and this guy is right there.
But if these are the types of photos you find on your phone when you return home then you know definitively that you had a good time.