Friday, September 26, 2014

What Does A Guy Have To Do To Get His Own Therapy Llama?

An open letter to the old man stuck in room 601 of the Raddisson on John Deere Commons in Moline Illinois.  Don't panic. Put on your sweatpants and eat the $14 pringles from the mini bar. Your flight has been rescheduled for tomorrow.

Saturday, September 20, 2014

92% Currywurst. 8% Allgemeinbildung

If you are going to fahrt your way around Berlin you'd be well advised to do it with DJ DinkelFahrtz and DJ FahrtzKuchen

Friday, September 5, 2014

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

RIP Fat Andy

My trip to Princeton and Seattle was decidedly not lackluster. 

The view at Rockridge was the same bullshit gorgeous nature scenario.

I spent an inordinate amount of time in the pool this year

And walked around the lake on a quest for the illusive "Teenage Pregnancy Island" to no avail.

Then I drove like stink for 6 hours through various rain storms and several unsavoury pee break locations.

So Dr. Stapler could fall asleep during the opening credits for the Big Lebowski.

Some meals were more low budget than others.

Some drinks were better than others.

Some sea captains were saltier than others.

Sometimes you walk around a corner with a belly full of red wine and gnocchi and this guy is right there.

But if these are the types of photos you find on your phone when you return home then you know definitively that you had a good time.