Saturday, December 31, 2011

That Squirrel Is Not Going To Ride Itself

Happy new years eve to everyone but especially Algae Frankenstein in Palm Springs and Dr. Stapler in Brooklyn. 2011 would have been a far less interesting year for Mr. Bunndini without you two. Please enjoy your respective evenings. I'll be the one in Vancouver watching bad movies on the couch next to a pile of snotty kleenexes.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Mama Said They're Be Sloths Like These

Is it really too much to ask that people just stop trying to get me do work-related things and just let me start my only actual vacation of the year? I just want to lie in bed all day and then make lasagna and then eat the lasagna and then go back to bed.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Free The Meatballs

WANGO TANGO (verb): Two men spending time together in a WANG CHUNG state of undress. Can be performed by persons who are heterosexual, homosexual or a combination of the two. 

Thursday, December 8, 2011

All I Want For Christmas ........

....... is not to have to hear a constant barrage of christmas carols, be repeatedly asked if I'm "finished my christmas shopping!" or be subjected to any christmas-y occasions or objects ever again. Ya I said it.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Ain't No Party Like A Lint Brush Party

BEARDRUFF (noun): Flaky detritus expelled from the beard of a man (or woman). Often evident when the afflicted wears dark coloured clothing.

Friday, December 2, 2011

Back Off Boys

THE MEAT SWEATS (noun, verb): Excessive moisture exuded through pores of the skin as a reaction to a large consumption of meat.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Let Them Eat Pork

So to recap, what did we learn by eating the Refuel whole hog dinner at 11pm last night?

1. A little pig brain does a tasty salad dressing make.
2. Trotters must be what they create pork rinds out of because they are just a big crispy pile of fat surrounding a vapid waxy bone. No one wants to eat that.
3. Those meatballs were damn tasty.
4. That dude with the sideburns who works at Moxies (and was sitting beside David) is going back to Australia tomorrow.
5. Everyone loves Kimchi. It's the great equalizer.
6. Pig blood chocolate ice cream is disturbingly wrong and may leave a lingering aftertaste and/or give you nightmares. If you ever find yourself with an excess of pigs blood you would be better served to just dump it on Carries' head at the prom.
7. Makers Mark bourbon infused with bacon is not nearly as good of an idea as it sounds. It tastes like you are having a cocktail that was made in a dripping pan.