Friday, March 29, 2013

His Stripper Name Is Gumbo Jones

This was me this morning when it became apparent that I would have to go into the office on a sunny stat holiday Friday.

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Gingerz Gone WIld

And someone discovered a cat island.

Mr. Bunndini and his pals are going to do a whole lot of nothing this long weekend. Activities may include but are not limited to: drinking beer, drinking beer on patios, chicken wings, napping, walks in the woods, spicy caesars and shoe shopping.

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Hedgehog To the Danger Zone

As a general rule I make a habit of avoiding any activities that end in either "-ercise" or "-athon". 

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

She's An Easy Penguin

Something happened with some chocolate eggs and this jewish guy named Jesus a few years ago and as a result I don't have to work on Friday.  

Sunday, March 24, 2013

Every Dogs Crazy 'Bout A Sharp Dressed Clam

menswear dog dressed in clothes fashion look book (4)
It has come to my attention that Dr. Stapler did not bring sufficiently warm clothing on her jaunt to Amsterdam (which is in The Netherlands (not to be confused with Holland)).  

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Stop, Plumber Time

One time I installed my own sink and toilet. I also built some bookcases this other time and it is rumoured that I even fixed a garburator or two. Times have changed though because tonight my bedroom door just fell right off it's jamb when I tried to close it and instead of fixing it I wrapped in in home made "police line do not cross" tape and am going to get to it when I get to it (which may be a month from now).

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Their Skillz Are Sufficient To Pay Any Billz

Their striper names are (from left to right): Kirby Bucket, Guillermo "Fantasy" Jones, Captain Sanjay Rosenfarb, Peanut Butter Pie and Biggie LaRoux.

Monday, March 18, 2013

The Deuce is Not Loose

PIERRE LE DEUCE (verb, noun): A small angry goat composed purely of cheese who resides in the digestive tract of a human stubbornly hindering ones ability to defecate. Origin 19th century French (antonym in the sense deuce', to deuce' also deucing').

Pierre's favourite music play list:
"Solid As A Rock" by Ashford and Simpson
"Push It" by Salt-n-Pepa
"I Can't Go For That" by Hall & Oates
"Linger" by The Cranberries
"Backfield In Motion" by Mel and Tim
"The Waiting" by Tom Petty
"Like A Rock" by Bob Segar
"Wishing and Hoping" by Dusty Springfield
"It Ain't Easy" by Three Dog Night
"You Keep Me Hanging On" by The Supremes

Saturday, March 16, 2013

When Mr. Firepie Does The Yogaz

First he's like.....

And then he's all like....

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Donuts Are The Government Cheese Of Pastries

The hotel in Portland was nice enough to provide us with our own "goldfish companions" in our room. Their names were Eduardo and Barbara Lieberman. We assumed they were a couple going through a rough patch because Eduardo exhibited some typical passive aggressive behaviour and the more Barbara ignored him the worst it got. On our first night Mr. Bunndini made a drunken misstep and fed Barbara Lieberman a wheat thin cracker despite the protestations of Dr. Stapler. Luckily I was lucid enough to leave a note for her should anything so awry. This note read as follows: "Don't die Barbara Lieberman. Call 911 if there is trouble". I blame the beer.

Monday, March 11, 2013

Fun Times In Portland With The Bieb

We love you Dr. Stapler. Those tacos were a pretty good idea. 

Friday, March 8, 2013

9. Loud Sneezers

20 Animals That Are Huge Jerks

The louder you sneeze while sitting behind me on the train the more I hate your guts.

Thursday, March 7, 2013

Seal You Later Vancouver

A seal waved hello.

I'll be in Portland drinking all the beer if you need me.

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Rhymes With Fartz

Mr. Bunndini has some super smart friends and would like to congratulate one of them in particular today on being accepted to a PHD program in Americaz. Way to go smarty pantz.

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Incognito Conky

Bonus: The dog who wanted to be a raptor. (Can you blame him?)

He looks suspiciously like this guy

Saturday, March 2, 2013

8. Public Stretchers

20 Animals That Are Huge Jerks

Are your hamstrings really so desperately tight that you have to stretch them while waiting for your coffee at Starbucks?

Friday, March 1, 2013

Just Don't

20 Animals That Are Huge Jerks

1. People at the office who want to chat about how my weekend was

20 Animals That Are Huge Jerks

2. Holding hands across the table at a restaurant

20 Animals That Are Huge Jerks

3. All the red toques and gigantic beards on Main Street

20 Animals That Are Huge Jerks

4. Saying "we" when talking about a sports team you are a fan of

20 Animals That Are Huge Jerks

5. Posting your baby ultrasound photo on Facebook

20 Animals That Are Huge Jerks

6. Going on a cleanse

20 Animals That Are Huge Jerks

7. Parents who don't vaccinate their children