Friday, June 10, 2011

Happy Birthday Dr. Mavis Stapler


I love you and miss you Dr. Stapler and would transport myself to Philly right now if only I had smoked less pot in the 90s and spent more time perfecting that time travel machine. You are a scholar and a gentleman and my life is immeasurably better with you in it. May your cupboards always be full of stove top stuffing and your wine glass never run dry. 

8 comments:

  1. why Mr B, you make a stapler all verklempt. put on your best wig and meet me at the narrow in an hour. tabasco shots on me!

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  2. Order me a fish taco hold the salsa.

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  3. I'll be the one at the bar being mistaken for a male prostitute.

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  4. I don't drink and wheel. I'll be in the alley peeing instead.

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  5. You guys know that other people can see this - right?

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