I love you and miss you Dr. Stapler and would transport myself to Philly right now if only I had smoked less pot in the 90s and spent more time perfecting that time travel machine. You are a scholar and a gentleman and my life is immeasurably better with you in it. May your cupboards always be full of stove top stuffing and your wine glass never run dry.
why Mr B, you make a stapler all verklempt. put on your best wig and meet me at the narrow in an hour. tabasco shots on me!
ReplyDeleteOrder me a fish taco hold the salsa.
ReplyDeleteI'll be the one at the bar being mistaken for a male prostitute.
ReplyDeleteCartwheel competition anyone?
ReplyDeleteI don't drink and wheel. I'll be in the alley peeing instead.
ReplyDeleteI'll watch for the subway train
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