Friday, November 21, 2014

It's Not You It's Me

Sorry winter but we are all going to Palm Springs again to avoid you. 

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Toronto Freezing Cold Winter Haiku

Dude you are too cold
I don't have sufficient clothes
Wind chill conundrum

It's not you it's me
The Gardiner Express Way
Is that all one word?

Icy street car tracks 
How can a place so freezing 
Have such great pizza?

Slight smell of garbage
Cab from the fucking airport 
55 dollars

Our mayor sucked too 
You would be home already
If you lived right here

I love you Big Smoke
But you're bringing me right down
I'll be back in July