Monday, July 27, 2015

It Was Basically Just A Fish Deal With A Bit Of Chit Chat

Monday bad news: 
- broken iPhone screen
- expensive bulb replacement on car
 - humans calling me on the phone asking stupid questions

 Monday good news:
- hummingbirds
- science podcasts
- bacon bits made from coconut

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Nobody Can Eat 50 Eggs

There is a 5-18 hour window of when I will eat a banana after I take it home from the store. 

Saturday, July 11, 2015

Here Lies The Last Guilt Trip

This is poignant but I'm still going with "I don't know how I feel about melon".

Friday, July 10, 2015

Team Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific

Galliano is all about:

Never eating the ferry terminal cookies

Babies who sometimes smell like cheetos

Pretending gigantic kelp is a witches cape

Really really dirty hair  

Deer gangs

Titantic reenactments

Thursday, July 2, 2015

Team Row Boat Tops Off Sparkly Water

What Mavis Stapler and Mr. Bunndini will be attempting to avoid this summer: 
baloney balls
faux breeze
passive aggressive farts
parenting talk
- flash flooding
paralytic shellfish poisoning

What Mavis Stapler and Mr. Bunndini will be embracing this summer: 
- beer
- cider
- patios
- cabins right on the water that do not allow children 
- Gavin the kitten  
- RuPedro the flamboyant hummingbird