Sunday, December 29, 2013

I Went To Palm Sprangs For Christmas And All I Got Was This Lousy Hot Tub Elbow

The view from my bedroom window in the morning was terrible and two out of three vacationers had the flu.

Most days all we could do was lie in the hot tub drinking all the hot toddys except one afternoon excursion to the Salton Sea.

The piles of dead tialpia and bird skeletons were there right where I left them last year.

This tilapia tried to teach us the dangers of alcohol abuse.

Only one out of three of us could smell the dead fishy smell.

Two out of three of us took selfies with dead tilaipa.

Zero out of three of us did any fishing.

Merry Christmas from Bombay Beach California.

See you next year. Same time and place. Less flu virus and more beer.

Monday, December 23, 2013

Monday, December 16, 2013

Everything You Drop Is So Tired

Ya I'm talking to you head cold. Go S all the D's and while you are at it make me another salami sandwich and then S some more D's. You make me think you are going away and then I get up and take a shower and get dressed and go out and drink some cocktails maybe even smoke a cigarette or two and possibly even eat a few chicken wings but then the next day you are all: "I'm here I'm phlegmy get used to it!". Just figure out what you want from me and get on with it or get the hell out of my life. Your neediness is super unattractive. Also, happy holidays.

Monday, December 9, 2013

May The Vichyssoise Be With You.

The first snow fall of the season has nicely coincided with the first sore throat of the season. Frozen home made soup and a double bill of The Big Lebowski and Animal House to the rescue!

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

I Finally Got That Big Cheque I've Been Waiting For Since August

I may spend a sizable chunk of it on several pairs of expensive boots hand crafted in Spain, laser hair removal, RRSP's and a christmas vacation in a stylish danish modern home in Palm Springs thus dispelling any suspicions that I am not actually a 54 year old gay man. No judgment.