Thursday, September 29, 2011

Lift With Your Legs

Mr. Bunndini would like to remind Mr. Firepie that he is very very very old and should be very careful when bending, carrying heavy objects, sneezing, sleeping or walking. We now resume our regularly scheduled programming.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

This Monkeys Gone To Whistler

Mr. Firepie and Mr. Bunndini will be taking a 4 day weekend at a lovely lakeside lodge in the mountain resort of Whistler. We have the following activities planned:

Deep tissue massage.

Walk around and get a little exercise.

Enjoy a few alcoholic refreshments.

Maybe watch some TV on the couch in front of the fire together.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Merkin Haiku Of The Day

It was all the rage
Back in the 1800s
Syphilis peek-a-boo

Like a business suit
For ladies of the evening
Hidden pubic lice

It rhymes with gherkin
 You can hook it like a rug
Vajayjay toupee

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Das Hemd Das Klempt

MERKIN (noun): An artificial covering of hair for the pubic area.

SAVALAS (noun): A flesh covering for the pubic area.  The opposite of a merkin. Also known as a Mr. Clean. 

Thursday, September 8, 2011

World Of Wienercraft

I have a strict rule that I don't wait in line to buy material possessions. This also applies to souvlaki restaurants and nightclubs.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

If You Liked It Then You Shoulda Slammed A Door On It

I had the biggest pair of cranky pants on for most of the work day and I predict that they will stay on well into my strata meeting (which I am now running late for) and possibly until I am sitting on the patio drinking the last Peroni in the fridge at 10pm this evening. Cranky pants are always too tight. I ate sushi and slammed my office door a few times to dissipate the pressure but they were definitely strapped on good. I apologize if you were one of the people who I gave a dirty look to and also for the lack of posts in the past week and a half. I was busy doing things with people. You know how that is.