Friday, December 28, 2012

Bet Your Bottom Dollar You'll Lose Your Shoes In Palm Springs

Mr. Firepie and I will be lounging and relaxing in Palm Springs until further notice. Please leave a message at the tone.

Sunday, December 23, 2012

Situation Critical

I'm officially on vacation and will be spending 13-67% of the next two weeks doing some variation of this.

Friday, December 21, 2012

There's No Business Like Show Business


My only vacation of the entire year will start as soon as my phone stops ringing today.

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Silverfish Limerick Rebuttal from Mr. Firepie

Once a young silverfish known as Herschel
Planned to live a life of role reversal
Only to hide nice and snug
In the warm bathroom rug
Cause he felt the bright lights too commercial

Monday, December 17, 2012

Gypsy Tears Situation

Algae Frankenstein, Dr. Stapler and I just cannot get to the Rumpus Room fast enough for an after work beer.

Sunday, December 16, 2012

Limerick Situation

There once was a silverfish named Joe
Who was no bigger than the smallest pinky toe
He ate dandruff and soap
Quoted Dickens and Pope
Where he went during the day nobody knows

Friday, December 14, 2012

Rice A Roni Situation

Have a good time at that conference in San Francisco Dr. Mavis Stapler.

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Jaunty Alouette

Ain't no party like a racoon canoe party

Monday, December 10, 2012

I Was Supposed To Pick Up Carl

I wonder how many hipsters were busing to work this morning thinking "I was totally into tan shearlings coats WAY before that Ikea monkey"?

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Saturday, December 1, 2012

Get Down With Your Root Vegetable Bad Self

1) Roasted brussel sprouts with lemon, garlic and parmesan cheese
2) Butternut squash with brown sugar
3) Pork shoulder roast braised in Whiskey Jack ale
4) Deal with it