Horratio suffers from irritable bowel syndrome and a permanently broken heart. He is looking for someone to come over to his apartment tonight to eat a nice cheese plate and watch Cool Hand Luke with him. Open to all ages, sizes and genders but must have muscular upper arms and love Motown music. Interested parties apply within.
if that face doesn't say irritable bowel syndrom i don't know what does
ReplyDeleteHis best friend is named Igor. Perhaps you know him?
ReplyDeleteI have crooked teeth and freckles and am a member of a swat team. can I bring my taxidermed duckling?
ReplyDeleteYes but please leave your bourbon at home.
ReplyDeleteYou can wear your turban if you'd like.
ReplyDeleteIf Igor were a person he would have the straightest, most pristine teeth, no freckles and definitely not be Sikh or a member of a swat team. also, he would have flabby arms.
ReplyDeleteIgor is so not my type. and by "my" I mean "our".
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