Mr. Bunndini drank far too much on Saturday night and at one point found himself in a napkin haiku writing fugue state at an irish bar near the convention centre.
This one was for the musical entertainment:
Chubby celtic guy
Why man can't you play Jolene
Expand your playlist
This one was for our friend whose girlfriend had literally broken up with him an hour earlier. He was sad but multiple Jameson shots helped mend his heart:
Bowers that's not good
Girlfriend dumped you on the phone
Salty peanut fish
I may have also given our cab driver a haiku napkin concerning intoxicated hamsters but who can remember.
Should that dog be driving? He looks like he just wrote a haiku on a napkin.
ReplyDeleteDog in rainbow vest
ReplyDeleteClearly you are too wasted
Take a cab instead