Thursday, March 10, 2011

Man With A Russian Accent Trying To Convince You To Go To An Ecstasy Party Haiku Of The Day

We go with Yuri
To dance party in basement
You bring hot girlfriend

It has heated seats
New BMW car
Vodka in glove box

My friend is DJ
He plays Russian house music
Just take pill and dance


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8 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 10, 2011 at 6:50 AM

    look, what is problem? we be going now, OK.

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  2. Mr. BunndiniMarch 10, 2011 at 3:46 PM

    Look, what is problem? You meet me, you meet Sergei, we are all friends now.

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  3. AnonymousMarch 10, 2011 at 6:08 PM

    Are you thinking you are better than me, my friend? That would not be—hold on, is my mobile.

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  4. Mr. BunndiniMarch 10, 2011 at 11:41 PM

    You know what is your problem? Is too much thinking. You will never do nothing your whole life, just think. What is to think about? Just take pill, dance. Simple.

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  5. AnonymousMarch 11, 2011 at 4:11 AM

    Please, do not go! Sit! Sit! Here, let me buy you drink. Relax, and we talk.

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  6. Mr. BunndiniMarch 11, 2011 at 7:17 AM

    Ah yes. Now you see. You will not regret my friend. It will be night of your life is my promise. We go now.

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  7. AnonymousMarch 11, 2011 at 7:53 AM

    We get you pills, you be okay. We go now.

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  8. Mr. BunndiniMarch 11, 2011 at 12:55 PM

    Da. Relax, and we talk. Look, I only want for you to have good time, so why you resist? You hurt my feelings…here, drink. Good! We go now to crazy party and see sun next day in morning.

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