Thursday, March 3, 2011

Blame It On The Bossa Nova


OINGO BOINGO (verb): A female wearing clothing only on the upper portion of her body. Generally considered sexy by any gender or sexual orientation. The feminine equivalent of a WANG CHUNG.

Example of use in a sentence: She oingo boingo-ed and it made my oingo go boingo.
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6 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 3, 2011 at 10:11 AM

    I think boingo oingo is sexier. just sayin'.

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  2. Mr. BunndiniMarch 3, 2011 at 11:39 AM

    A boingo oingo would be pants only and no shirt?

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  3. AnonymousMarch 4, 2011 at 7:44 AM

    I think it depends upon the presence of underpants.

    here is an algorithm:

    boingo oingo ≥ oingo boingo (box in) > oingo boingo (box out).

    The value of the first term depends upon the freckliness of the shoulders and other undefined properties of the upper body. The value of the second term correlates to underpant style.

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  4. Mr. BunndiniMarch 4, 2011 at 9:05 AM

    I knew that PHD would come in handy one day.

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  5. AnonymousMarch 4, 2011 at 3:44 PM

    Actually, this is the first time it has.

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  6. Mr. BunndiniMarch 4, 2011 at 4:21 PM

    You're not that kind of doctor.

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