Sexy Rumpus Haiku Of The Day

He parked her car good

But he dented her bumper
Bruise shaped like Elvis

She was powerless against

Her smattering of freckles

SPF 60

Two hours of sleep

Crooked teeth made her do it

A slice of firepie

What chance is there that

His gum boots were titillating?

99%

There could be no doubt

His turban was a turn on

SWAT team uniform