Mammal Haiku Of The Day

What is the point of

A guinea pig with no coat?

Unadorned rodent

Last nights spaghetti

Stuck in your your silky cat fur

Feline rain slicker

A houndstooth jacket

Woven from the skin of hounds

Would PETA approve?

Hamsters in sweaters

Tiny dogs in jaunty vests

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