Friday, February 11, 2011

Bacon Haiku Of The Day

Bacon wrapped scallop
Also known as Jews Gone Wild
Will you marry me?

If I met a pig
I’d say get out of my dreams
And into my mouth

What kind of asshole
Forsakes bacon for salad?
Angioplasty

Jack Sprat had it wrong
Go look it up on Google
Chicken fried bacon

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