Friday, February 18, 2011

The Insomnia Only Deserves One Haiku

Hello 5am
Why can't you give me some space?
Too early for toast


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8 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 18, 2011 at 11:36 AM

    whole foods meatloaf says
    better ask mr furley
    to entertain you

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  2. Mr. BunndiniFebruary 18, 2011 at 2:10 PM

    Informercial hell
    Less cold floors pot of coffee
    More sexy rumpus

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 18, 2011 at 2:17 PM

    hooray for cats but
    not hooray for 4am
    un-sexy rumpus

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  4. Mr. BunndiniFebruary 18, 2011 at 2:25 PM

    Tossing and turning
    That rumpus is not sexy
    Not even a bit

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 18, 2011 at 6:38 PM

    especially because
    it is not even with one
    who smells nice. boring.

    ReplyDelete
  6. AnonymousFebruary 18, 2011 at 6:41 PM

    crooked teeth and/or
    freckles would make said rumpus
    so much more sexy

    ReplyDelete
  7. AnonymousFebruary 18, 2011 at 6:42 PM

    of course SWAT team sikh
    would also make for car park
    rumpapalooza

    ReplyDelete
  8. Mr. BunndiniFebruary 19, 2011 at 1:57 AM

    That crackhead was wrong
    You do have a vagina
    Cancun bathing suit

    ReplyDelete

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