P. Yoobz Hair Design For Men

Mr. Mittens Bark Twice If You're In Cinncinnati

SHITTING KITTENS (verb): A massive over-reaction to an event of nominal importance. 

Example of use in a sentence: "He totally shit a kitten and threw his coffee on the floor of Starbucks because the barista short changed him a dime."

The Rumpus That Dare Not Speak It's Name

One must bend with the knees when lifting such a gigantic unwieldy slice of fire pie. 

Sexy Rumpus Haiku Of The Day

He parked her car good

But he dented her bumper
Bruise shaped like Elvis

She was powerless against

Her smattering of freckles

SPF 60

Two hours of sleep

Crooked teeth made her do it

A slice of firepie

What chance is there that

His gum boots were titillating?

99%

There could be no doubt

His turban was a turn on

SWAT team uniform

The Insomnia Only Deserves One Haiku

Hello 5am

Why can't you give me some space?

Too early for toast

Random Haiku Of The Day

Little Bot fly please

Don't lay your larvae in me

Let's make other plans

Cauliflower Ear

I'm just not that into you

Even with cheese sauce

What kind of asshole

Doesn't like Pee Wee Herman

Brill cream romeo

What I wouldn't do

For lobster mashed potatoes

Get in my belly

Is That A Baby Carrot In Your Pants Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

Pierre Le Deuce sent Mr. Bunndini a very terse letter imploring him to stop stealing the thoughts from inside his head as to possible future hairstyles. While Mr. Bunndini is unsure as to the validity of these accusations (or the current mental state of Mr. Le Deuce) he nonetheless would never want to offend a dear friend and therefore is posting these shots on behalf of Pierre and his fabulous hair. He's really liking the idea of an updo but is concerned it will be too high maintenance.

 

Mazel Tov

Sebastién

Hold The Mayo

Total Eclipse Of The Heart

Janice

The Hamburgler

Less Complaining. More Sexy Rumpus.

That Deer Mask Smells Like Jameson Shots and Barf

Captured below are some very rare photographs illustrating the exact moment of the occurrence of an authentic GLOCKENSPIEL SITUATION.  Identities have been concealed to protect the intoxicated.

Bacon Haiku Of The Day

Bacon wrapped scallop

Also known as Jews Gone Wild

Will you marry me?

If I met a pig

I’d say get out of my dreams

And into my mouth

What kind of asshole

Forsakes bacon for salad?

Angioplasty

Jack Sprat had it wrong

Go look it up on Google

Chicken fried bacon

Vulcan Haiku Of The Day

Spock your first name is 

Deeply unpronouncable

Live long and prosper

Captain Kirk loves you

Love him back you cannot do

Let your freak flag fly

Vulcan plus human 

Emotionally detached

And all man to me

Warp speed go go go

Where no man has gone before

Like a vulcano

Mammal Haiku Of The Day

What is the point of

A guinea pig with no coat?

Unadorned rodent

Last nights spaghetti

Stuck in your your silky cat fur

Feline rain slicker

A houndstooth jacket

Woven from the skin of hounds

Would PETA approve?

Hamsters in sweaters

Tiny dogs in jaunty vests

Thanks for your support

Do You Like Jam?

Dear Mom:

I know you love me but could you please stop calling me at 8am on Sunday mornings? Thanks for your cooperation.

Regards,

Mr. Bunndini

P.S. I'm not a lesbian

Help I'm Stuck On Dance Floor

Like most people Mr. Bunndini loves a good collective noun, be it a ponce of cats or a murder of crows, but has always found it deeply unfair that such terms are limited to the animal kingdom. For the sake of easier social categorizing I propose the following collective nouns. Please discuss.

A scandal of gays
A moving van of lesbians
A puberty of pedophiles
A fart of truckers
A hargow of Chinese
A sludge of plumbers
A dryhump of teenagers
A brazen of sluts
A belch of rednecks
A kvetch of Jews
An irony of hipsters

A rancid of homeless people

A piercing of goths

A whine of babies
A clap of hookers
A stirfry of vegetarians
A pout of secretaries
A jangle of hippies
A conundrum of autistics
A snaggle of dentists

Like A Vulcano

Mr. Bunndini has such love and reverence for Mr. Spock that he will refrain from making an inappropriate joke to accompany this photo which may or may not have incorporated the word "pussy".