I went into the butchers the other day and bet him 50 dollars that he couldn't reach the meat on the very top shelf. He said "I can't. The steaks are too high."
A guy walks into a psychiatrist office wearing only plastic wrap for pants. The shrink says "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
A man goes into the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head and the doctor says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."
My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.