Thursday, May 17, 2012

People Talking Loudly To Dogs

You heard correctly. It's award season once again. As you will remember, last years winner of most hotly discussed topic in the kitchen directly outside my office was salad dressing. While defending champion salad dressing put in another solid performance this year it was edged out slightly by a nominee that has been overlooked in the past. Even with the addition of a new coffee maker and intense lobbying from Real Housewives of Vancouver and who stole my oil of oregano the choice was clear. I would like to wholeheartedly congratulate the newest champion: talking to dogs in baby voices. Take a bow you deserve it.

Now if only people would talk to dogs in baby voices about salad dressing then we could all be winners.

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