Tuesday, May 15, 2012

I Can Put My Arm Back On, You Can't

CRANKY PANTS (noun): The expression of a strong feeling of annoyance, displeasure or hostility epitomized through the presence of imaginary trousers.

The tighter the pants the higher the level of corresponding crankiness.

1 comment:

  1. these pants. they are so... tight. perhaps a beer would loosen them?