Tuesday, May 15, 2012

I Can Put My Arm Back On, You Can't

CRANKY PANTS (noun): The expression of a strong feeling of annoyance, displeasure or hostility epitomized through the presence of imaginary trousers.

The tighter the pants the higher the level of corresponding crankiness.


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  1. AnonymousMay 15, 2012 at 3:01 PM

    these pants. they are so... tight. perhaps a beer would loosen them?

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