Tuesday, August 23, 2011

TGIF

You know those motivational posters often seen in doctor waiting rooms and high school counsellor offices? I like to replace the verb, be it "dance" or "sing" or "celebrate", with the word "fart". Let's all try it together shall we?

Fart like the whole world is watching.

Keep calm and fart on.

Fart as if you'll live forever, fart as if you'll die today.

To fart or not to fart, there is no try.

Give a man a fart and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fart and you feed him for a lifetime.


4 comments:

  1. there is no "I" in fart.

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  2. if you love something, let it fart. if it comes back it's yours, if it doesn't it never was.

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  3. It's better to have farted and lost then never to have farted at all.

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