Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Browsing Craigslist Does Not Cure Insomnia

The word FUNKY should only be used to describe foul odors. Using it to describe an item you are selling on Craigslist will ensure I do not buy it on principle. It's basically a metaphor for "I have questionable taste". My mother likes to use this word to describe anything with orcas embroidered on it and lime green linen pantsuits (mere moments before she purchases them).

Also it's not chic to be shabby nor has it ever been. If I wanted a dresser with three layers of paint peeling off it I'd get one in the alley for free not for $2500 on South Granville.


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