Thursday, January 13, 2011

Housegold Pest Haiku Of The Day

Silverfish j'taime
You live for two to eight years
Don't eat my dandruff
You require humidity
Will you be my valentine?
Earwigs will eat you
I love you all day
I only see you at night
Life is a highway



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6 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 13, 2011 at 8:41 PM

    If you neglect to
    Rock out with your caulk out
    I'll come in your pipes

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  2. Mr. BunndiniJanuary 14, 2011 at 3:43 PM

    They find all the holes
    Their love for me is too strong
    Dead skin smörgasbord

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 14, 2011 at 4:17 PM

    perhaps you need to
    make bleach soup for dinner and
    leave it out all night

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  4. Mr. BunndiniJanuary 14, 2011 at 4:44 PM

    But I would never
    Not refrigerate food stuffs
    For risk of spoilage

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  5. AnonymousJanuary 14, 2011 at 8:41 PM

    That is just food safe
    Employees must wash their hands
    After the toilet

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  6. Mr. BunndiniJanuary 15, 2011 at 10:33 AM

    Hand sanitizer
    Is no match for silverfish
    They will eat your books

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