Sunday, October 17, 2010

Haikuna Matata

To all the boys and girls we’ve loved before (but don’t any longer) - this haiku’s for you…… and you and you.   
Mr. Bunndini:
I dodged a bullet
Your mom is bat shit crazy
Apples To Apples
Pollyanna:
I dodged a bullet
That's a great dolphin tattoo
UPS muffins
Dr. Mavis Stapler:
I dodged a bullet
Now you can make your own soup
Chicken McNuggets
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4 comments:

  1. UnknownOctober 17, 2010 at 9:48 PM

    Please, please, please can we put those on t-shirts?

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  2. AnonymousOctober 19, 2010 at 4:37 AM

    Nice revision.

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  3. Mr. BunndiniOctober 19, 2010 at 9:15 AM

    It could have also been "basketball practice" or "no drugs or drinking".

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  4. AnonymousOctober 19, 2010 at 10:23 AM

    how convenient that all those things have 5 syllables...

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