Saturday, October 30, 2010

Atari Teenage Riot

PONG (verb, noun, adjective): The ineffable pheromonal odour excreted from pubescent human males. Often described as smelling like a mixture of pizza pops, goats, body odour, paintball pellets, nocturnal emissions and athelete’s foot medication.

Example of use in a sentence: "Those high school kids ponged up the entire bus."

2 comments:

  1. Don't forget the goaty element of that smell....

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  2. You are correct. Definition amended.

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