SPINST (noun): The female version of this illness which rarely advances to the chronic stage.
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BATCH (noun): A mysterious and invisible pheromone excreted by an otherwise appealing single man which renders him completely undesirable to the opposite sex. This condition can be chronic. Example of use in a sentence: "He may drive a porsche and look like Johnny Depp but with that rampant case of batch the best he can hope for is a friendly handshake".
SPINST (noun): The female version of this illness which rarely advances to the chronic stage.
SPINST (noun): The female version of this illness which rarely advances to the chronic stage.
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LEZ: the homosexual female version of this condition that results in a chronic appearance of drama and snobbishness. Can be fatal, but rarely. More commonly results in permanently rolled eyes, oversized ball caps, and saggy tight jeans.
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