You Had Me At Glockenspiel

Calliope Lou and his trusty sidekick/life partner Willy Snackenknockers are taking up a collection to get them to the Calgary Stampede this year. Donations accepted in cash or Blockbuster coupons.

Old Italian Man Wants You To Sample His Cooking Haiku Of The Day

The spicy meat sauce

Itsa nice and tangy

Fuggedaboutit

Be careful the balls

They may be a bit too firm

Oh mama mia

In A Glass Case Of Emotion

If It's Yellow Let It Mellow

Bunion Haiku Of The Day

What’s that on my foot

Making a hole in my sock

Must get looser shoes

Oh tiny bunion

I will name you Clementine

Swollen bursal sac

It rhymes with onion
Eating yogurt won't cure it
Joint swelling and pain

Man With A Russian Accent Trying To Convince You To Go To An Ecstasy Party Haiku Of The Day

We go with Yuri

To dance party in basement

You bring hot girlfriend

It has heated seats

New BMW car

Vodka in glove box

My friend is DJ

He plays Russian house music

Just take pill and dance

Glockenbaccasquirrel (expialidocious)

Islands In The Stream

POOKIE SNACKENBURGER (verb, noun): A combination of an OINGO BOINGO and WANG CHUNG that negates any positive or negative connotations associated with either.

Linguine Fettucini Martini Bikini

Please to be having a good time in Mexico Dr. Mavis Stapler and don't forget to apply a liberal helping of sunscreen.

Blame It On The Bossa Nova

OINGO BOINGO (verb): A female wearing clothing only on the upper portion of her body. Generally considered sexy by any gender or sexual orientation. The feminine equivalent of a WANG CHUNG.

Example of use in a sentence: She oingo boingo-ed and it made my oingo go boingo.