Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Super Tight Cranky Pants All Up In Your Business Haiku

I hate everyone
Shut the fuck up barky dog
Poisoned hamburger

Seriously dude
I'll punch you in the dunkers
Square in the dunkers

 I'm so not kidding
Volvo lady drive faster
Watch me rear end you

Fist upside the head
You mistook me for someone
Who cares what you think

Don't answer the phone 
Just smoke a big fat doobie
Popcorn sandwiches

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