Sunday, October 5, 2014

Grumpy Winnipeg Airport Haiku

How can these fries be soggy
And yet also burnt

Nice work business man
You know all the words to that 
Fucking country song

Girl with no shoes on
You're bogarting the outlet
I want to mace you

Loud iPad couple 
Everybody does not
Love Raymond like you

Do you really need
That big gigantic pillow
To fly to Brandon?

Sorry middle seat
But my left armpit kind of 
Smells like fried chicken 

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