If You Can't Do The Time Don't Do The Crime

Yes I'm talking to you people with children who relentless complain about how they can no longer do all the things that could do before they had children and/or take their children to places where they are not welcome, like the symphony and five star restaurants, without all the mean childless bitter people complaining about their little perfect spawn. Please go write in your mommy blog about how you can never truly know love until your precious child barfs in your mouth and leave some quiet spaces for the rest of us.