Monday, October 8, 2012

Triptafen Is The New Black

Yesterday I made a rookie mistake. Today I am putting on sweatpants BEFORE I go for turkey dinner so I can reach maximum stuffing capacity.

Also, Dr. Mavis Stapler, couch and PVR look forward to seeing you tonight when you arrive from Florence. I would have bought more beer but it's a holiday so a gigantic bottle of scotch will have to suffice in a pinch.

(I think we all know and accept that this one is photoshopped)

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