Jesus died for my sins so I could lounge in bed all morning indulging my jet lag, reading British music magazines and eating mediocre over-priced baked goods from the Starbucks across the alley.
I think Jesus may have invented guilt. Either that or it was my mother who sent me an email this morning telling me that she dreamt I was getting married and had it all planned out in her dream down to the flower girl and dress. I think she is confused and the "dream" was actually a guilt trip she had when she was completely awake.
He seems to have died for mine so I can get guilt-laden phone calls from my relatives and also still have to go to work.
ReplyDeleteI think Jesus may have invented guilt. Either that or it was my mother who sent me an email this morning telling me that she dreamt I was getting married and had it all planned out in her dream down to the flower girl and dress. I think she is confused and the "dream" was actually a guilt trip she had when she was completely awake.
ReplyDeleteOh and happy easter!!! Do you like jam?
ReplyDeleteI do! I love jam! say, do you like marmalade? and when are you coming home for a visit? your family would really like to see you!
ReplyDelete...but no pressure.
No pressure at all but you know this could be her/his/their last summer.
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