Friday, April 15, 2011

Food Poisoning Haiku Of The Day

(Dinner at The Whip)
Could have been the chicken wings
Might have been the dip

 Could have been the three
Or four double bourbon sours
And Jameson shots 

I do not know but 
Look at the mess I am in
Think I'm going to die

Head is like football
Me oh me oh my that was
So not a party


3 comments:

  1. Bottom of pot soup
    from the cafeteria.
    Used up my pepto.

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  2. Alka seltzer why
    Does bad chicken despise you
    Get it together

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  3. guts and belly please
    go to karaoke or
    to a hockey game

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