R.I.P. Leonard Nimoy

Vulcan plus human

Pointy ears and salty tears

Beam him up Scotty

Do You Like Jam?

                                                                                                      HAMJAMMED (verb, noun). From the French 'jambon':

1. A state of extreme intoxication.
2. Literally having your ham rammed with a nice home-made jam.
3. A traditional Swiss entree often served with rice and gravy.

I Hear You Knocking But You Can't Come In

Because if you come in I'll probably cuddle you and your tiny little teddy bear to death and that would be wrong.

Possible Titles Of My Autobiography

Pickleback Like Me.
All Filler, No Killer.

How I Learned Not To Google "Massive Bezoar" at 3am.

A Juggernaut Of Misplaced Anxiety.

It's Always Meatballs.

Encouraging Long Walks Off Short Piers Since 1970.

Zero Fucks Given.

A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Gardenias.

Call Me Bunndini.

Weird Articles About Ferrets.
I Totally Forgot I Was Stoned.

Like A Sweater That Keeps Knitting And Knitting And Knitting And Knitting And Knitting.

My Story. Not At All Sorry.  

I'm Not Sure How I Feel About Melon.
Beez.

Happy Balamtimes Day

I sure hope I don't get VD on VD.

Onvuousky February Is Tiny Hat Month

 

Hey Gloria is there some kind of theme going on here?

Nacho Cheese Situation

Working Hard Or Hardly Working?

Word On The Street

Don't eat herbs washed in possible deer poop or you will barf in a bucket all night long. 

It's All About The Bread About The Bread

No butter.