Highway To The Danger Zone

 OK I’m just going to say this... I think naming your car is stupid.

Pass The OJ 'Cause I Got Juice

JOGGING TO THE ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET (verb): Healthy and unhealthy behaviours occurring concurrently thereby cancelling each other out and leaving one no farther or closer to the intended goal.

Also known as "cheese burger and a diet pepsi".

The Things I've Seen In The Places I've Been

Halifax:

Sid:

New York City:

Philly:

Wake Me Up Before You Hobo

COULROPHOBIA (noun): An abnormal or exaggerated fear of clowns.

Halifax Shriner Parade: The Clown Addition.

Three minus one equals....

Central Park hangover stroll.

My New Friend Larry The Lobster

We met the other night in Halifax. He we so cute the way he lovingly cuddled the tub of butter that I had to eat him.

Business Casual

 

Mr. Bunndini will be out of the office for the next few weeks. Please stand by.

Now With 75% More Raisins!

DAY OLD MUFFIN (noun): A person with a dire lack of finances or motivation who unknowingly exhibits pitiful behaviour but remains endearing regardless.

Behaviours could include but are not limited to; sleeping on an air mattress in your friends guestroom for months, hemming your pants with staples, crying at the bar and eating nothing but a dented can of beans for dinner.

Detritus

Can we all agree that the world’s worst job may be home birthing pool drainer?

Mr. Bunndini Hates Camping

Dear Nature : You look really great from the safety of my Princeton hotel room but why do you have to block my wi-fi and cel service? I thought we could be friends.