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Monday, October 10, 2011

The Streets Are Not Safe Tonight

CONKASAURUS REX (verb): A dangerous creature who visits people on the verge of sleep and crushes them into submission. 

Often works in conjunction with various soft fluffy blanket accomplices such as Jacques Frontenac and Pinky Tuscadero.