Saturday, December 20, 2014

Merry Fucking Christmas Happy Fucking Holidays Haiku


Your ecard is lame
I know you did not donate
To that orphanage

Holiday road check
Dude crying by his Yaris
Worst office party

Deck all the halls with
Gastown drunk Australians
Barf filled santa hat

Hawaiian pizza
Tastes so good at 3am
Fa la la la la

Eggnog hangover
Carpenters in the forehead
Son of a muffin

Actually it was
Daddy kissing Santa Claus
Gingerbread person

Cat ate some tinsel
Had trouble pooping it out
Happens every year

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