Always take the float plane and never the ferry
The captains name will be Roger (even if it's Dustin)
Seals are the dogs of the sea
Bees will fly in your cider when you are not looking and you may drink them but don't panic just spit them out so they can live another day
Don't pee in a patch of stinging nettles
Not everyone likes the bump in the road
Regis the outhouse still couldn't give two shits
Everyone brings more books than they actually read
There is never enough bourbon or cheese
You may forget a bathing suit or towel but you won't miss it one bit
Hunter S Thompson
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