Thursday, July 24, 2014

Lessons Learned

Always take the float plane and never the ferry 

 The captains name will be Roger (even if it's Dustin)

Seals are the dogs of the sea 

Bees will fly in your cider when you are not looking and you may drink them but don't panic just spit them out so they can live another day

Don't pee in a patch of stinging nettles 

Not everyone likes the bump in the road

Regis the outhouse still couldn't give two shits

Everyone brings more books than they actually read

There is never enough bourbon or cheese

You may forget a bathing suit or towel but you won't miss it one bit

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