His stripper name is Frederick "Bananas" Foster and he does not give a pickle who in the office is having a birthday this month.
Wednesday, July 30, 2014
Thursday, July 24, 2014
Lessons Learned
Always take the float plane and never the ferry
The captains name will be Roger (even if it's Dustin)
Seals are the dogs of the sea
Bees will fly in your cider when you are not looking and you may drink them but don't panic just spit them out so they can live another day
Don't pee in a patch of stinging nettles
Not everyone likes the bump in the road
Regis the outhouse still couldn't give two shits
Everyone brings more books than they actually read
There is never enough bourbon or cheese
You may forget a bathing suit or towel but you won't miss it one bit
Tuesday, July 22, 2014
Monday, July 21, 2014
Wednesday, July 16, 2014
Tuesday, July 15, 2014
Sunday, July 13, 2014
Friday, July 11, 2014
Owl Thank You To Mind Your Own Business
I'm the guy on stage left after a long weekday hot bike ride when I have a Terra Breads roast turkey and cranberry chutney sandwich in front of me. No judgement.
Thursday, July 10, 2014
Monday, July 7, 2014
The Day After The Day After Birthday Haiku
Beer before liquor
Maybe gets you drunk quicker
Wine is super fine
One shot at a time
Oysters, steak and chocolate cake
May make your head ache
Cab at 3am
Get up, do it all again
I'll never be done
With the laughs and fun
For that's what it's all about
Even with the gout
Saturday, July 5, 2014
Wednesday, July 2, 2014
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