Friday, May 23, 2014

Random Gout Haiku (Sponsored By Old Jewish Men Everywhere)

Fuck uric acid
What am I Winston Churchill?
Steer clear of all beer

Though I love you so
Marmite I must forsake you
Hot swollen toe joint

The disease of kings
So says Wikipedia
I say bite my ass

Ring no longer fits
Cool it with the organ meats
Have some bread instead

Known as podagra
When it involves the big toe
Avoid oily fish


  1. that's quite the bruise there
    do you think it is gout too?
    go, Slanty Bus Pass!