Random Gout Haiku (Sponsored By Old Jewish Men Everywhere)

Fuck uric acid

What am I Winston Churchill?
Steer clear of all beer

Though I love you so

Marmite I must forsake you

Hot swollen toe joint

The disease of kings

So says Wikipedia

I say bite my ass

Ring no longer fits

Cool it with the organ meats

Have some bread instead

Known as podagra

When it involves the big toe

Avoid oily fish