Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Don't Harsh My Mellow Dude

If I want to not shower for 36 hours and then lie on the couch in my sweatpants all night eating over-priced kung pao tofu from Whole Foods and watching Deadliest Catch re-runs sandwiched between intervals of cold beer drinking, belching, watching baby otter videos on youtube and making Wham-heavy playlists for my friends and you don't like it then you can just come over here and ring my buzzer and I will not answer it any more then I answered it the other day when the Jehovah's Witnesses in their fancy suits came calling and I will tell you the same thing I told my them and my bra this morning which is that I'm just not that into you right now ok so maybe you can just make a note to get in touch with me another time maybe by text because I don't like talking on the phone unless I really have to. Thank you for your support (or lack there of it in the case of my bra).

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