Wednesday, May 22, 2013

By All Means Move At A Glacial Pace Power Washer Dude, You Know How That Thrills Me.

Reasons for being angry today:
1. Snot
2. Leaf blowers
3. Power washers
4. Relentless mysterious banging noises
5. Asshole babies crying downstairs
6. Dead bamboo
7. Rain
8. Midge bites that still itch after a week
9. Paper cuts
10. The US postal service

Reasons for not being angry today:
1. Pandas