Tuesday, April 30, 2013

These Cranky Pants Sure Could Use A Wash

17 Animals That Don't Even Know What Just Happened To Them

When they run out of Brooklyn Lager at The Rumpus Room.


17 Animals That Don't Even Know What Just Happened To Them

When someone asks me to help them move.


17 Animals That Don't Even Know What Just Happened To Them

When Ikea is full of screaming children.


17 Animals That Don't Even Know What Just Happened To Them

When I'm asked if I want to work for free because it will be "great exposure".


17 Animals That Don't Even Know What Just Happened To Them

When I first see my white veiny legs in the sun after a long winter.


17 Animals That Don't Even Know What Just Happened To Them

When my mom tries to talk to me about her sex life.


17 Animals That Don't Even Know What Just Happened To Them

When I smell my own breath after eating spicy noodles at Sha Lin.



When I get an invite to a baby shower.



When someone tells me that they would be excellent at my job because they have really really great taste in music.


17 Animals That Don't Even Know What Just Happened To Them

When I run into that person I drunkenly made out with that one time.

2 comments:

  1. damn it feels good to be a capybara

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  2. Feeling put into GIF form, finally honing in on my thoughts.

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