Sunday, March 31, 2013
Friday, March 29, 2013
His Stripper Name Is Gumbo Jones
This was me this morning when it became apparent that I would have to go into the office on a sunny stat holiday Friday.
Thursday, March 28, 2013
Gingerz Gone WIld
Mr. Bunndini and his pals are going to do a whole lot of nothing this long weekend. Activities may include but are not limited to: drinking beer, drinking beer on patios, chicken wings, napping, walks in the woods, spicy caesars and shoe shopping.
Wednesday, March 27, 2013
Hedgehog To the Danger Zone
As a general rule I make a habit of avoiding any activities that end in either "-ercise" or "-athon".
Tuesday, March 26, 2013
She's An Easy Penguin
Something happened with some chocolate eggs and this jewish guy named Jesus a few years ago and as a result I don't have to work on Friday.
Sunday, March 24, 2013
Every Dogs Crazy 'Bout A Sharp Dressed Clam
It has come to my attention that Dr. Stapler did not bring sufficiently warm clothing on her jaunt to Amsterdam (which is in The Netherlands (not to be confused with Holland)).
Thursday, March 21, 2013
Stop, Plumber Time
One time I installed my own sink and toilet. I also built some bookcases this other time and it is rumoured that I even fixed a garburator or two. Times have changed though because tonight my bedroom door just fell right off it's jamb when I tried to close it and instead of fixing it I wrapped in in home made "police line do not cross" tape and am going to get to it when I get to it (which may be a month from now).
Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Tuesday, March 19, 2013
Their Skillz Are Sufficient To Pay Any Billz
Their striper names are (from left to right): Kirby Bucket, Guillermo "Fantasy" Jones, Captain Sanjay Rosenfarb, Peanut Butter Pie and Biggie LaRoux.
Monday, March 18, 2013
The Deuce is Not Loose
Pierre's favourite music play list:
"Solid As A Rock" by Ashford and Simpson
"Push It" by Salt-n-Pepa
"I Can't Go For That" by Hall & Oates
"Linger" by The Cranberries
"Backfield In Motion" by Mel and Tim
"The Waiting" by Tom Petty
"Like A Rock" by Bob Segar
"Wishing and Hoping" by Dusty Springfield
"It Ain't Easy" by Three Dog Night
"You Keep Me Hanging On" by The Supremes
Saturday, March 16, 2013
Friday, March 15, 2013
Thursday, March 14, 2013
Tuesday, March 12, 2013
Donuts Are The Government Cheese Of Pastries
The hotel in Portland was nice enough to provide us with our own "goldfish companions" in our room. Their names were Eduardo and Barbara Lieberman. We assumed they were a couple going through a rough patch because Eduardo exhibited some typical passive aggressive behaviour and the more Barbara ignored him the worst it got. On our first night Mr. Bunndini made a drunken misstep and fed Barbara Lieberman a wheat thin cracker despite the protestations of Dr. Stapler. Luckily I was lucid enough to leave a note for her should anything so awry. This note read as follows: "Don't die Barbara Lieberman. Call 911 if there is trouble". I blame the beer.
Monday, March 11, 2013
Sunday, March 10, 2013
Friday, March 8, 2013
9. Loud Sneezers
The louder you sneeze while sitting behind me on the train the more I hate your guts.
Thursday, March 7, 2013
Wednesday, March 6, 2013
Rhymes With Fartz
Mr. Bunndini has some super smart friends and would like to congratulate one of them in particular today on being accepted to a PHD program in Americaz. Way to go smarty pantz.
Tuesday, March 5, 2013
Monday, March 4, 2013
Sunday, March 3, 2013
Saturday, March 2, 2013
8. Public Stretchers
Are your hamstrings really so desperately tight that you have to stretch them while waiting for your coffee at Starbucks?
Friday, March 1, 2013
Just Don't
1. People at the office who want to chat about how my weekend was
2. Holding hands across the table at a restaurant
3. All the red toques and gigantic beards on Main Street
4. Saying "we" when talking about a sports team you are a fan of
5. Posting your baby ultrasound photo on Facebook
6. Going on a cleanse
7. Parents who don't vaccinate their children
7. Parents who don't vaccinate their children
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