When Someone Tells Me The Mix Is Going To Go Until 8pm

When I Try To Wake Up For A 9am Meeting After A Night At The Alibi Room

When My Big Girl Pants Are Too Tight

Talk Hockey To Me

That Shit Is Bananas

Mr. Bunndini cannot eat a banana if it has any brown spots on it. I demand extreme under-ripeness. I will however save the brown squishy ones in the fridge to make banana cupcakes with and then never actually make banana cupcakes and then guiltily throw them all out after a year and start the process all over again.

This Wouldn't Happen If I Didn't Love Beer So Much

Let Me Just Get That Piece Of Spinach For You

His Stripper Name Is JuJube

It's Tuesday morning and Mr. Bunndini is made up of the following:

32% fog horns

4% coffee with vanilla soy milk

18% I have to pee

23% watching Teddy the porcupine video on youtube over and over again 

7% post nasal drip

16% not able to avoid going to the office

Are These Otters Making Your Beer Hangover Any Better?

Did Someone Say Kitten Doobie?