Dimly Lit Meals For One

Thug Life

When you haven't gone grocery shopping in over a week so eat all the random food items in the fridge in weird combinations in a fugue state on the couch watching Nashville.

Put Some Russet In Your Gusset

Don't be a hater. Be a tater dater!

The Way Heaters Smell When You Turn Them On For The First Time Since Last April

Back It The Fuck Up

I'm picking up the turkey today.

I'm Trapped In A Glass Case Of Emotion

Overwhelmed With Kittens

Would probably be one of the better ways to die.

I Got 99 Problems And These Duckings Are Approximately 23 Of Them

Yas Queen

Pull your head out of that Canada Dry box and get on the bus!