Should Auld Wiener/Weiner Dogs Be Forgot And Never Brought To Mind

Bet Your Bottom Dollar You'll Lose Your Shoes In Palm Springs

Mr. Firepie and I will be lounging and relaxing in Palm Springs until further notice. Please leave a message at the tone.

Santa Carl Is Coming To Town

Situation Critical

I'm officially on vacation and will be spending 13-67% of the next two weeks doing some variation of this.

There's No Business Like Show Business

 

My only vacation of the entire year will start as soon as my phone stops ringing today.

Been Spending Most Their Lives Living In The Hamsters Paradise

Silverfish Limerick Rebuttal from Mr. Firepie

Once a young silverfish known as Herschel

Planned to live a life of role reversal

Only to hide nice and snug

In the warm bathroom rug

Cause he felt the bright lights too commercial

Gypsy Tears Situation

Algae Frankenstein, Dr. Stapler and I just cannot get to the Rumpus Room fast enough for an after work beer.

Limerick Situation

There once was a silverfish named Joe

Who was no bigger than the smallest pinky toe

He ate dandruff and soap

Quoted Dickens and Pope

Where he went during the day nobody knows

Rice A Roni Situation

Have a good time at that conference in San Francisco Dr. Mavis Stapler.

Jaunty Alouette

Ain't no party like a racoon canoe party

I Was Supposed To Pick Up Carl

I wonder how many hipsters were busing to work this morning thinking "I was totally into tan shearlings coats WAY before that Ikea monkey"?

It's The Most Tedious Time Of The Year

Spanking To The Oldies

It Was Indeed I Who Let The Dogs Out

Get Down With Your Root Vegetable Bad Self

1) Roasted brussel sprouts with lemon, garlic and parmesan cheese
2) Butternut squash with brown sugar
3) Pork shoulder roast braised in Whiskey Jack ale
4) Deal with it