Solid As A Rock

According to rampant gossip and the interweb, the day of February 29th occurs only once every four years. To celebrate such an auspicious occasion Mr. Bunndini decided to eat a big plate of cheesy greasy eggs and french toast at the Templeton Cafe and then not go into the office. Many errands also occurred including a very short trip to Ikea where no napkins or extraneous items whatsoever were purchased. I can no longer muster up much enthusiasm for household wares with quirky Swedish names but I did need a cheap lamp.

THE IKEA EQUATION (noun): A state of affairs whereby the amount of excitement for an activity is inversely proportional to the amount of times one has performed the activity in the past.

Say It Don't Spray It

POOPASAURUS REX (verb): A distant cousin of Conkasaurus Rex, this dangerous creature visits people who have eaten suspect prawns, undercooked chicken and/or raw fruit from street vendors in Jakarta.

Go Home, Moisturize and Eat Pie

I Gave Up My Hangover For Lent

I'll See Your Waffle And Raise You A Crepe

Today is the day called Shrove Tuesday in the christian religions whereby everybody is forced to eat stacks of pancakes until they cannot move (or something along those lines). Although Mr. Bunndini remains an atheist I can really get behind an entire day devoted to pancakes. May I also suggest grilled cheese sandwich Wednesday? Rice pudding Thursday? Deep fried pickle Friday?

(BTW this is Oolong the late great head balancing rabbit. His work with waffles is particularly inspiring.) 

Six-foot Seven-foot Eight-foot Bunch

Some days it's hard to get motivated to do anything but lie in bed and eat cold leftover thai food listening to the relentless rain falling on the skylights. Mr. Firepie is back from down under and Conky has been lying with his full weight on him all morning. His tail is very heavy.

Is That You Mr. Sleepypants?

Conkys tail sure is heavy isn't it?

A Meatball By Any Other Name Would Smell As Sweet

Mexican wrestling sensations Albondigas (A.K.A. El Crushero) and Huevos Del Fuego had some time away from the ring over the holidays but forgot to post the photos due to excessive cheese consumption and extreme napping. 

They took some new self portraits for Facebook.

Huevos Del Fuego did some household chores.

Relaxed on the couch with piping hot beverages.

They also went to Tofino to think deep thoughts and take short walks on long beaches.

Here we see Albondigas demanding another nap.

Watch out because Albondogas will kick the shit out of nature!

Firepie Don't Be A Hero

As we all know Mr. Firepie likes to keep his breath fresh. He travels with gum squirreled away in all his suitcases and pockets should the need for freshness arise. For the next few days he is in Singapore where gum is outlawed so he better stock up on mints. Possession of gum is a crime punishable by law. This is a serious situation that cannot be taken lightly! 

According to Wikipedia: "The chewing gum ban in Singapore was enacted in 1992 and revised in 2004 and 2010.  It bans the import and sale of chewing gum in Singapore. Since 2004, only chewing gum of therapeutic value is allowed into Singapore following the United-States Singapore Free Trade Agreement (USS-FTA)."

Houston You Had Me At Gumbo

What you lack in scenery,

You far make up for in tasty snacks. 

It's All In The Clam Juice LA

Los Angeles I like you very much but a pickled brussel sprout in a bloody mary is a sad substitute for a spicy caesar. I will forgive you this one time because you didn't make me wear socks and you make good tacos but you have been warned.

Blockin' Out The Scenery Breakin' My Mind

Mr. Bunndin is back from America and has a laundry basket full of dirty clothes and a new found love of cajun food. Once my heartburn goes away I will post photos of crawfish and assorted hijinx. In the meantime please accept these photos as a token of my appreciation.

At NBC Universal in Los Angeles it's so fancy that they only need one stair.

I don't think the pool store next door to the gumbo place in Houston clearly thought out the name of their business.

We Don't Have To Taco Clothes Off To Have A Good Time

The twelve hours of drinking cheap American beer yesterday has given Mr. Bunndini a cheap American beer hangover today. The sun is bright and the coffee at the diner in the hotel is weak. Send help.